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my experience meeting lorde 
(a thread)
(a thread)
in 2018, i went to her concert in Los Angeles. I was given a meet and greet ticket and concert ticket for my birthday. the concert was good, except when she started telling us we all were ugly f@ggots.
After the concert, I went to the room where meet and greets are, and i was freaking out because in the corner of the room, lorde was eating onion rings. i was so excited that i said “omg hi queen” and she looked at me and then said “fuck off fattie”
i cried for twenty minutes until it was my turn for the meet and greet. as soon as i was in the front of the line she grabbed a fish, slapped me 4 times with the fish then her bodyguards grabbed me and they took me to a black car
i was in the car for a few hours, until we arrived at burger king and she cut off my leg, deep fried it and ate it after that, she told me to leave and said that “L3 AINT COMING YOU STANK ASS HOE”
after that, she told me to leave and said that “L3 AINT COMING YOU STANK ASS HOE”
after that, i left but lana del rey was outside with her old republican sugar daddy and they told me i was a fad 
lana started chasing me but because she’s an old hag she eventually couldn’t run anymore and had to stop to use her asthma inhaler..
lana started chasing me but because she’s an old hag she eventually couldn’t run anymore and had to stop to use her asthma inhaler..
after a few hours of walking, i found a gas station and saw halsey working as the cashier. she told me i look like a lesbian and that i can go and “fœćk ÿøürśęłf” i ran into the gas station bathroom
inside the gas station bathroom was 6ix9ine fucking a 12 year old... he noticed that i was there and called me the n word a few times...
i ran out of the gas station quickly and found a homeless shelter where i saw rita ora, globelamp, marina and the diamonds, katy perry and miley cyrus. i thought i had finally escaped the crazy people
but it turns out, katy perry was desperate for validation from gays so she kept on saying “wig” to me so i ran out as soon as i can... i eventually was back home safe.
That was my experience meeting lorde. it was devastating and painful but i still love her 
so thankful to be alive
so thankful to be alive
