my experience meeting lorde https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart"> (a thread)

in 2018, i went to her concert in Los Angeles. I was given a meet and greet ticket and concert ticket for my birthday. the concert was good, except when she started telling us we all were ugly f@ggots.

After the concert, I went to the room where meet and greets are, and i was freaking out because in the corner of the room, lorde was eating onion rings. i was so excited that i said “omg hi queen” and she looked at me and then said “fuck off fattie”

i cried for twenty minutes until it was my turn for the meet and greet. as soon as i was in the front of the line she grabbed a fish, slapped me 4 times with the fish then her bodyguards grabbed me and they took me to a black car

i was in the car for a few hours, until we arrived at burger king and she cut off my leg, deep fried it and ate ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart"> after that, she told me to leave and said that “L3 AINT COMING YOU STANK ASS HOE”

after that, i left but lana del rey was outside with her old republican sugar daddy and they told me i was a fad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😣" title="Persevering face" aria-label="Emoji: Persevering face"> lana started chasing me but because she’s an old hag she eventually couldn’t run anymore and had to stop to use her asthma inhaler..

after a few hours of walking, i found a gas station and saw halsey working as the cashier. she told me i look like a lesbian and that i can go and “fœćk ÿøürśęłf” i ran into the gas station bathroom

inside the gas station bathroom was 6ix9ine fucking a 12 year old... he noticed that i was there and called me the n word a few times...

i ran out of the gas station quickly and found a homeless shelter where i saw rita ora, globelamp, marina and the diamonds, katy perry and miley cyrus. i thought i had finally escaped the crazy people

but it turns out, katy perry was desperate for validation from gays so she kept on saying “wig” to me so i ran out as soon as i can... i eventually was back home safe.

That was my experience meeting lorde. it was devastating and painful but i still love her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> so thankful to be alive