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If THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK came out today, the backlash would've rivaled THE LAST JEDI.
It's a mostly plotless road movie where "nothing happens," every character sucks and fails, and the Vader twist contradicts the last movie.
And worst of all: bombs drop in space. https://twitter.com/jtimsuggs/status/1264224009237008387
It's a mostly plotless road movie where "nothing happens," every character sucks and fails, and the Vader twist contradicts the last movie.
And worst of all: bombs drop in space. https://twitter.com/jtimsuggs/status/1264224009237008387
The first STAR WARS is about rescuing a princess and saving the galaxy.
The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK is about a car breaking down.
The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK is about a car breaking down.
In STAR WARS, Luke effortlessly evade getting shot at by stormtroopers and Tie Fighters. He's basically invincible.
In EMPIRE, Luke almost dies because of the weather ...and a bear.
In EMPIRE, Luke almost dies because of the weather ...and a bear.
In case it wasn't obvious, these are not digs at THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.
It is literally my favorite movie of all time.
It is literally my favorite movie of all time.
