*Moderator* "Mr. Biden, why should you be president?"

*Biden lists off a trillion things*

*Moderator* "And what do you have to say about that, Mr. Trump?"

*Trump* "Joe Scarborough is a messy bitch and a murderer, my pee pee feel bad"

*The press* "Damn, he just won reelection"

*Peter Baker* "Well obviously because Joe Biden's pee pee does not feel bad, he's at a big disadvantage here"

*Nina Turner* "That's right, pee pee... something something black people working class"

*Chuck Todd* "Mr. Trump how do you feel about the Tara thing"

*Trump, shoving a 6 foot pipe into his anal cavity* "MAGA BUTTSECKS!"

*Jake Tapper* "Democrats are just not prepared to play ball the way they need to, isn't that right David Sirota"

*David Sirota* "Sure is cunt!"

*Trump pulling logs of shit out his ass as Maggie Haberman tries to transcribe his shrieks into an interview*

*Mitch McConnell* "Look, he's not the most elegant speaker"

*Lindsay Graham fapping*