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Mumpung Lebaran, saatnya minta maaf atas kesalahan, bukan? Well... begini zodiak kalian kalau minta maaf.
A THREAD.
A THREAD.
Kita mulai dari zodiak yang tampak sempurna di luar tapi berantakan di dalam.
Mereka menyebut diri mereka sebagai beautiful mess, padahal emang males aja bebersih. Virgo, it’s time to clean your room and for crying out loud kalo minta maaf jangan pasif agresif ngapa????????
Mereka menyebut diri mereka sebagai beautiful mess, padahal emang males aja bebersih. Virgo, it’s time to clean your room and for crying out loud kalo minta maaf jangan pasif agresif ngapa????????
Lanjut ke zodiak tanah lainnya: Taurus. Hello, temperament check please? Maunya dianggap selaw tapi kok suka ngegas gak kira-kira, hm, Taurus? Apakah harga diri kalian serapuh itu sampe minta maaf aja ngajak berantem dulu?
Next, Capricorn. Better than Taurus or Virgo kalau minta maaf karena mereka paling grounded but do not expect to hear a heartfelt apology apalagi kalau menemukan celah kesalahanmu. Mereka minta maaf dan kamu ngelunjak? Well, you’re done for.
Jodiak api check!
Hai, Sagittarius, hobi amat playing victim dan ngajak debat sampe lawan bicara males ngobrol sama Anda padahal agenda utamanya kan kalian yang salah dan harusnya minta maaf?
Tolong kompornya kecilin dikit biar orang lain gak hangus. Wkwkwk
Hai, Sagittarius, hobi amat playing victim dan ngajak debat sampe lawan bicara males ngobrol sama Anda padahal agenda utamanya kan kalian yang salah dan harusnya minta maaf?
Tolong kompornya kecilin dikit biar orang lain gak hangus. Wkwkwk
Aries. The natural born leader yang seharusnya jadi pemimpin jodiak lain tapi lebih suka bekerja di balik layar dan jadi mastermind.
Hence, expecting them to say sorry is like waiting for Jungpal to express his true feeling to deoksun. AINT GONNA HAPPEN.
Hence, expecting them to say sorry is like waiting for Jungpal to express his true feeling to deoksun. AINT GONNA HAPPEN.
The true fire of them all: Leo. They think they’re so perfect and could do no wrong. They think they’re the centre universe everybody else cuma budak yang bisa disuruh-suruh.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word, eh, Leo? Coba, lebih tulus lagi jangan cemberut kalo minta maap wkwk
Sorry seems to be the hardest word, eh, Leo? Coba, lebih tulus lagi jangan cemberut kalo minta maap wkwk
Mari berkunjung ke negara air. First stop, the most manipulative of them all: Scorpio.
Of course they will say sorry but don’t ever think they will forget this embarrassing moment because some day in the future you’re gonna pay, and you will pay handsomely.
Of course they will say sorry but don’t ever think they will forget this embarrassing moment because some day in the future you’re gonna pay, and you will pay handsomely.
Hi, Pisces, berhenti ngehalu sebentar dan mari merenungi kesalahan kalian, yuk. Ego tergores dikit gpp dong? Gak pake mengungkit kesalahan orang yang kamu mintai maaf bisa, dong? Level dramanya dikurangi bisa, kan? Ini real life bukan drakor so act accordingly! Wkwkwkwk
Yang paling kayak pantat bayi di keluarga air: Cancer. Yang paling gemar menggunakan Shunshin no Jutsu alias ngilang mbuh ke mana gak pake pengumuman dulu dan berharap ketika nongol lagi semua akan baik-baik saja tanpa perlu minta maaf.
Newsflash: tidak bisa begitu, ayang.
Newsflash: tidak bisa begitu, ayang.
Mari bertandang ke negara angin di mana ada Libra manisnya ngalahin madu dan punya stok sabar segudang serta pintar bermain kata-kata dengan satu tujuan: melelehkan amarah kamu uwu uwu.
But! Beware! Kegoblokan warga +62 tak terbatas, kesabaran Libra ada batasnya.
Contoh kasus:
But! Beware! Kegoblokan warga +62 tak terbatas, kesabaran Libra ada batasnya.
Contoh kasus:
Reputasi sebagai jodiak dajjal memang tak main-main.
Sebagian besar Gemini effortlessly charming, so damn if they don’t use it to fool each and everyone of you.
Kata manis dan rayuan adalah senjata, permintaan maaf baru muncul kalau warga +62 sudah berkurang bebalnya.
Sebagian besar Gemini effortlessly charming, so damn if they don’t use it to fool each and everyone of you.
Kata manis dan rayuan adalah senjata, permintaan maaf baru muncul kalau warga +62 sudah berkurang bebalnya.
Everything you say CAN and WILL BE used against you. That’s Aquarius motto.
Zodiak paling manipulatif dalam semesta, they will twist your words and waiting for that one tiny mistake, yang akan membuatmu minta maaf padahal dia yang salah.
Gemini dajjal? Aquarius raja dajjal.
Zodiak paling manipulatif dalam semesta, they will twist your words and waiting for that one tiny mistake, yang akan membuatmu minta maaf padahal dia yang salah.
Gemini dajjal? Aquarius raja dajjal.
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