POT KETTLE BLACK! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> a reddie roller derby au

eddie& #39;s the coach of three-time championship losers & #39;the final girls& #39;. when failed stand-up comedian richie tozier is hired as an announcer for the upcoming season, eddie finds a new drive to lead his team to victory.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> slow burn reddie
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> loosely based on whip it (2009)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> established benverly, stanpat, & bike
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> various crossovers with other sk women
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> qrt! don’t reply
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> timestamps aren’t important
INTRODUCTIONS
RICHIE TOZIER
29 / he/him / gay (and closeted)
knows nothing about sports, especially derby
got this job out of pity after bombing his last round of live shows

EDDIE KASPBRAK
28 / he/him / gay
was introduced to derby by bev
works as a mechanic when not coaching
BEVERLY MARSH
29 / she/her / bi
the fan favorite of the final girls
works at a consignment shop when not skating

BEN HANSCOM
30 / he/him / bi
bev’s longtime boyfriend
mans the merch table after every match
MIKE HANLON
30 / he/him / gay
everyone’s favorite guy
volunteers as a referee during derby season

BILL DENBROUGH
30 / he/him / bi
married to mike
supportive himbo

STAN URIS
28 / he/they / bi
quiet, somewhat uptight
supports his girlfriend patty at every match
CONNOR BOWERS

32 / he/him / straight
coaches the bitches of eastwick
cocky, pompous, and just a little bit evil!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> THE FINAL GIRLS LINEUP https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’Ą" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕸" title="Spider web" aria-label="Emoji: Spider web">BITCHES OF EASTWICK LINEUP https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕸" title="Spider web" aria-label="Emoji: Spider web">

last post for tonight! actual story starts tomorrow
1. Richie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
2. Richie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
3. Eddie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚠️" title="Warning sign" aria-label="Emoji: Warning sign"> brief mentions of harassment
4. Richie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
9. weekend before practice starts

last post for tonight!
fancam # 1 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763?s=21">https://twitter.com/evankaspb... https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763">https://twitter.com/evankaspb...
10. Eddie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
11. Bev’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
12. Richie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
15. Bev’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">
16. Eddie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚠️" title="Warning sign" aria-label="Emoji: Warning sign"> nsfw language
17. Eddie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">

last update for tonight!
fancam # 2 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1265034938522513408?s=20">https://twitter.com/evankaspb...
18. Sue’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">

a look into the bitches of eastwick gc
23. Sandy’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📲" title="Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone with rightwards arrow at left">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚠️" title="Warning sign" aria-label="Emoji: Warning sign"> allusion to past abuse, richie’s insufferable comp-het
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