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a reddie roller derby au
eddie's the coach of three-time championship losers 'the final girls'. when failed stand-up comedian richie tozier is hired as an announcer for the upcoming season, eddie finds a new drive to lead his team to victory.
a reddie roller derby aueddie's the coach of three-time championship losers 'the final girls'. when failed stand-up comedian richie tozier is hired as an announcer for the upcoming season, eddie finds a new drive to lead his team to victory.
slow burn reddie loosely based on whip it (2009) established benverly, stanpat, & bike various crossovers with other sk women qrt! don’t reply timestamps aren’t important
INTRODUCTIONS
two rival teams
RICHIE TOZIER
29 / he/him / gay (and closeted)
knows nothing about sports, especially derby
got this job out of pity after bombing his last round of live shows
EDDIE KASPBRAK
28 / he/him / gay
was introduced to derby by bev
works as a mechanic when not coaching
29 / he/him / gay (and closeted)
knows nothing about sports, especially derby
got this job out of pity after bombing his last round of live shows
EDDIE KASPBRAK
28 / he/him / gay
was introduced to derby by bev
works as a mechanic when not coaching
BEVERLY MARSH
29 / she/her / bi
the fan favorite of the final girls
works at a consignment shop when not skating
BEN HANSCOM
30 / he/him / bi
bev’s longtime boyfriend
mans the merch table after every match
29 / she/her / bi
the fan favorite of the final girls
works at a consignment shop when not skating
BEN HANSCOM
30 / he/him / bi
bev’s longtime boyfriend
mans the merch table after every match
MIKE HANLON
30 / he/him / gay
everyone’s favorite guy
volunteers as a referee during derby season
BILL DENBROUGH
30 / he/him / bi
married to mike
supportive himbo
STAN URIS
28 / he/they / bi
quiet, somewhat uptight
supports his girlfriend patty at every match
30 / he/him / gay
everyone’s favorite guy
volunteers as a referee during derby season
BILL DENBROUGH
30 / he/him / bi
married to mike
supportive himbo
STAN URIS
28 / he/they / bi
quiet, somewhat uptight
supports his girlfriend patty at every match
CONNOR BOWERS
32 / he/him / straight
coaches the bitches of eastwick
cocky, pompous, and just a little bit evil!
32 / he/him / straight
coaches the bitches of eastwick
cocky, pompous, and just a little bit evil!
THE FINAL GIRLS LINEUP
BITCHES OF EASTWICK LINEUP last post for tonight! actual story starts tomorrow
1. Richie’s 
2. Richie’s
3. Eddie’s 
brief mentions of harassment
brief mentions of harassment
4. Richie’s
5. Eddie’s
6. eddie’s for sexist language
for sexist language
7. eddie’s
8. sandy’s nsfw language
nsfw language
9. weekend before practice starts
last post for tonight!
last post for tonight!
fancam # 1 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763?s=21 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763
10. Eddie’s
11. Bev’s
12. Richie’s
13. Eddie’s nsfw language
nsfw language
14. Sandy’s
15. Bev’s
16. Eddie’s nsfw language
nsfw language
17. Eddie’s
last update for tonight!
last update for tonight!
PKB! playlist is live! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4MACLRqjR1hnA2zmyUWRtI?si=l6Ywg81jSemitPvKFEOKNw
18. Sue’s
a look into the bitches of eastwick gc
a look into the bitches of eastwick gc
19. Sue’s
20. Eddie’s
21. Eddie’s
*note: richie’s text is supposed to say “blissed out on” but i’m too tired to fix it
*note: richie’s text is supposed to say “blissed out on” but i’m too tired to fix it
22. Richie’s
somebody’s overcompensating!
somebody’s overcompensating!
23. Sandy’s
allusion to past abuse, richie’s insufferable comp-het
allusion to past abuse, richie’s insufferable comp-het
24. Richie’s
nsfw language
last post for tonight
nsfw language last post for tonight
