POT KETTLE BLACK! a reddie roller derby au

eddie's the coach of three-time championship losers 'the final girls'. when failed stand-up comedian richie tozier is hired as an announcer for the upcoming season, eddie finds a new drive to lead his team to victory.

slow burn reddie
loosely based on whip it (2009)
established benverly, stanpat, & bike
various crossovers with other sk women
qrt! don’t reply
timestamps aren’t important

INTRODUCTIONS

two rival teams

RICHIE TOZIER
29 / he/him / gay (and closeted)
knows nothing about sports, especially derby
got this job out of pity after bombing his last round of live shows

EDDIE KASPBRAK
28 / he/him / gay
was introduced to derby by bev
works as a mechanic when not coaching

BEVERLY MARSH
29 / she/her / bi
the fan favorite of the final girls
works at a consignment shop when not skating

BEN HANSCOM
30 / he/him / bi
bev’s longtime boyfriend
mans the merch table after every match

MIKE HANLON
30 / he/him / gay
everyone’s favorite guy
volunteers as a referee during derby season

BILL DENBROUGH
30 / he/him / bi
married to mike
supportive himbo

STAN URIS
28 / he/they / bi
quiet, somewhat uptight
supports his girlfriend patty at every match

CONNOR BOWERS

32 / he/him / straight
coaches the bitches of eastwick
cocky, pompous, and just a little bit evil!

THE FINAL GIRLS LINEUP

BITCHES OF EASTWICK LINEUP

last post for tonight! actual story starts tomorrow

1. Richie’s

2. Richie’s

3. Eddie’s brief mentions of harassment

4. Richie’s

5. Eddie’s

6. eddie’s for sexist language

7. eddie’s

8. sandy’s nsfw language

9. weekend before practice starts

last post for tonight!

fancam # 1 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763?s=21 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1264656260978421763

10. Eddie’s

11. Bev’s

12. Richie’s

13. Eddie’s nsfw language

14. Sandy’s

15. Bev’s

16. Eddie’s nsfw language

17. Eddie’s

last update for tonight!

PKB! playlist is live! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4MACLRqjR1hnA2zmyUWRtI?si=l6Ywg81jSemitPvKFEOKNw

fancam # 2 https://twitter.com/evankaspbrak/status/1265034938522513408?s=20

18. Sue’s

a look into the bitches of eastwick gc

19. Sue’s

20. Eddie’s

21. Eddie’s

*note: richie’s text is supposed to say “blissed out on” but i’m too tired to fix it

22. Richie’s

somebody’s overcompensating!

23. Sandy’s

allusion to past abuse, richie’s insufferable comp-het

24. Richie’s
nsfw language

last post for tonight