Im stealing this
@OneSkinnyLegend you ate a human brain. (bio has too many prions n im drunk)
@aspiedextrous you only get drunk once a month. Idk y but it probably has something to do with your star sign
You r either smaller than 148cm or bigger than 180cm no inbetween. @CorbanGJ
@bobstheword you work for ministry of homosexual propaganda based in tofu town
@gaymergirlmona you also work in the ministry of homosexual propaganda. Your there go to assassin
You are like the transformer that turns into a stereo but like a autobot version
@ialika_lifina super squishy slime girl uwu
Never mind that bit is not made up @ialika_lifina thats true
@ughcon
you're employed by SM (im sorry you're employed by such a shitty company)
You can follow @MsLancesScream.
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