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a thread of 1D's questionable lyrics
'i want to build you a boat' - i want to write you a song
'you can call me a thief' - stand up
'you look amazing standing alone' - cmon cmon
'i've got a river for a soul and baby you're a boat' - drag me down
'inside and out, baby, head to toe' - does he know
'making them drool on their chinny chin chins' - kiss you
'i can make your tears fall down like the showers that are british' - over again
'running over thoughts that make my feet hurt' - over again
'hole in the middle of my heart like a polo' - over again
'i'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart' - gotta be you
'should I put coffee and granola on a tray in bed' - truly madly deeply
'if you ever feel alone, don't' - don't forget where you belong
end of thread even though i'm probably missing loads, these are the ones i can think of at the moment
