after running This Discord Had Ghosts in It in Slack for folks in the @DMGToronto Slack i would like to share some personal highlights from the game:

an electric kettle in the kitchen spurting blood, completely disregarded by a player who is instead INCREDIBLY upset there are wrought iron chairs in the kitchen
"these are garden chairs!"

"The wifi name is GETOUT"
"The wifi name changes to GETOUTNOW"
"The wifi name changes to LOOKBEHINDYOUQUICK"
"The wifi drops to one bar"

"Ring once for yes"
RING
"Ring twice for yes"
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"Okay ring once for no, twice for yes"
The bell rings furiously
Then breaks off the string

*investigator opens a wardrobe*
"Oh my god I can HEAR time"

"should we...... recycle the corpse? .... no the monitors, of course the monitors"

and my all time favourite:

The Loving Family of Samuel Lemon