WHAT DO I DO

This is my cat, btw, trying to steal treats out of the pantry instead of addressing the IMMINENT THREAT THAT IS LESS THAN FOUR FEET AWAY FROM HER (not pictured bc he ran around the corner)

He’s all curled up in a ball and now I feel so bad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

HE KEEPS THWARTING ME why doesn’t he realize I just want to help https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">

UPDATE: he is taking a minute to collect his lizard thoughts but I think he’ll be okay

#WarrenDemocrats are the best because you can be a grown-ass woman tweeting about how you don’t know what to do with this lizard in your house and they Have A Plan For That