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[me roasting a guy with little to no brain cells that is interested in my best friend —a thread]
ok basics out of the way. this dude, let& #39;s call him George (no offense to any Georges out there) for safety purposes.
George and I were classmates in the second grade which means we were 7!!!!! s e v e n. I moved away to a different town, so we truly shared like 6 months of classes together. again, we were fcking seven.
anyway, my friend texts me out of the blue & #39;um nusa, this dude is adding me on literally every single social media I have.& #39; and i was like??? tf. I checked George out realized we were already friends on Facebook and I was like uhm okay.
anyway, my friends gets the courage to reply to his & #39;hey& #39; message with the & #39;????& #39;
and basically, what we find out is that this super duper creepy guy who has stalked my friend on every single social media has a crush on her. they met at one particual thing, let& #39;s just call it a extra class for first aid, it& #39;s just some shit, lasting two fcking days
anyway, George tells my friend where he knows me from (I literally didn& #39;t remember him) and says we were classmates. like 10/11 years back. bro
anyway, they talk and he gets a lil bit pushy with & #39;wanna FaceTime today, wanna hang out, wanna take u out to lunch& #39; anyway, my friend is a lil shy so she didnt take it very well.
long story short she made up an excuse she has so study and ghosted him (I& #39;m proud of her).
so let& #39;s see why we hate this guy so much. my friend has a friend who knows this guy, she said he has dated multiple girls at once!! forced them into sending nudes to him, etc. I don& #39;t want my friend in this kind of situation. it has come to my attention that he even threatened +
them if they didn& #39;t send the nudes. I truly don& #39;t want this for my friend, I don& #39;t want this for anyone. it& #39;s clear in a lot of occasions that he condones cheating as he has given me many hints & #39;can I have your snapchat?& #39; & #39;I& #39;d take u out for lunch too& #39; +
so now we get to the good part, me roasting the heck out of him. sorry u had to last thru this entire thing. but if u did, thank u, ur amazing
after my friend said she has to study, he started texting me, saying that I should help him with getting her and I was like??? the fvk, okay let& #39;s see what George wants. mind u I& #39;ve send everything to my friend because I truly don& #39;t trust this guy
George: give me some advice on how to woo her
Me: watch all three seasons of hannibal + all 14 and a half seasons of supernatural
He said he wouldn& #39;t, my friend said he ain& #39;t worth it but let& #39;s keep going
Me: watch all three seasons of hannibal + all 14 and a half seasons of supernatural
He said he wouldn& #39;t, my friend said he ain& #39;t worth it but let& #39;s keep going
George: my only goal is to win her over
Me: you have that little life huh
Me: you have that little life huh
George: so you& #39;re saying I can& #39;t get her
Me: when did I say this, I just said imma kick your ass if u hurt her
Him: you sugarcoat it and you& #39;re saying she won& #39;t have me
Me: well YOU sugarcoat it when you& #39;re saying you& #39;re not a fuck boy
Me: when did I say this, I just said imma kick your ass if u hurt her
Him: you sugarcoat it and you& #39;re saying she won& #39;t have me
Me: well YOU sugarcoat it when you& #39;re saying you& #39;re not a fuck boy
Him: *crying about how many relationships he& #39;s been in*
also him: tell me how to woo her!!!!!!!
me: I would think that someone who& #39;s had that many gfs would think how to get one but ok
also him: tell me how to woo her!!!!!!!
me: I would think that someone who& #39;s had that many gfs would think how to get one but ok
Him: you make me sound like I& #39;m objectifying women
me: wait that& #39;s not what you& #39;re doing
me: wait that& #39;s not what you& #39;re doing
Him: *uses 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire"> emoji in the phrase & #39;she& #39;s so hot& #39;*
me: that makes you look like a fuckboy
him: oh I was just sending streaks on snapchat. wanna add me?
me: that makes you look like a fuckboy
him: oh I was just sending streaks on snapchat. wanna add me?
him: if this works, I& #39;ll take you out for lunch
me: can you read that sentence again
me: can you read that sentence again
him: can you like, give in a few good words to her about me?
me: so what I tell her & #39;oh yes he was such a good classmate back in second grade I actually forgot about his existence?& #39;
him: oh cmon, it wasn& #39;t that long ago
me:
me: so what I tell her & #39;oh yes he was such a good classmate back in second grade I actually forgot about his existence?& #39;
him: oh cmon, it wasn& #39;t that long ago
me:
continuation ^^
him: it has been ten yrs, not long.
me: right, sorry, I can tell her but it& #39;s gonna sound like & #39;the guy who is wooing her is also talking to her best friend.& #39; yikes
him: it has been ten yrs, not long.
me: right, sorry, I can tell her but it& #39;s gonna sound like & #39;the guy who is wooing her is also talking to her best friend.& #39; yikes
and my fav:
Him: honestly if you want good for your best friend, you should give her to mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">
Me: if I wanted good for my best friend I& #39;d fcking marry her myself
He thought I was joking, I& #39;m not
Him: honestly if you want good for your best friend, you should give her to me
Me: if I wanted good for my best friend I& #39;d fcking marry her myself
He thought I was joking, I& #39;m not
[end of thread. for now, I might kick this guy& #39;s balls in once in the near future]
