People who work at newspapers love it when a newspaper does a design thing.

100,000 dead or the stonks going down a million points sounded bad but I didn’t grasp it until the layout guys worked their magic now I do

Remember when the times did that thing where the story scrolled down for a long time? Changed everything

lol i guess it's for guys like this https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1264313937287241728

real demented lib brain thing is to process things through the lens of a history book the things that famously tell us the real dirt about our leaders. it's like calling the future cops to them they can't get enough of that shit.

I don't even know how to describe it, it's like, well, nothing to be done about anything now by me, but 100 years from now... they'll have this guy's ass.

It's like when kids whose friends all got massacred in algebra go on the news and are mad and the libs are like ah the children will save us they're the future but by a factor of 10. Moon men will retroactively fix this injustice.