Classic, classic Dom. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/dominic-cummings-ignored-coronavirus-lockdown-22075857

So let me get this straight - No10 said he was ill, and in London, when he was in Durham. Then he went to London. Then back to Durham, apparently to look at the lovely bluebells.

Then No10 said he was so ill he had to go to Durham. But he was well enough to drive. Then he needed to go to Durham for childcare. On arrival in Durham, no childcare was given. Then he left his parents' home and drove 30 miles for a walk by the river.

Then No10 said there was no police involvement. Then the police said yes we went there. Then No10 said they didn't speak to anyone. Then the police said they spoke to Cummings' dad. Then No10 repeated the police had no contact. Then the police said Cummings Sr ASKED THEM TO RING.

And now the Attorney General, whose job it is to ensure breaches of the law by the likes of us are properly prosecuted in the public interest, says, oh no, he was protecting his family, nothing to see here.

Protecting his family while, according to his wife, in bed for 10 days and close to hospitalisation, while according to eyewitnesses simultaneously sniffing bluebells and skipping along the River Tees while pinging up and down the M1 like a fucking yoyo.

And he doesn't think it matters how it looks. It looks like you're a fucking maniac, son, is what it looks like.