Amazed this needs saying but your $4/month Patreon subscription doesn& #39;t entitle you to long passive aggressive emails to the author schooling them on punctuation in their content. You need to sign up for the $4000/month level subscription to get replies to that shit.

While you& #39;re inexplicably needing basic social etiquette lessons from a shy dork, here& #39;s another I can& #39;t believe you don& #39;t know: don& #39;t reply to an author& #39;s tweet telling her to smile. She doesn& #39;t care what actress you say she looks like. She doesn& #39;t like it, you& #39;re gross, stop it

Lest I be seen to be only picking on readers: if you jump in a tweet that didn& #39;t ask for recommendations to recommend your own book, just please, please know that no-one is clicking on that link. Not once. Not ever. You& #39;re a pest, stop it.

Oh no, now I& #39;m on a roll (it& #39;s been quite a week on the internet). Ooh, I know, I know! Don& #39;t put public passive aggressive nags on bloggers& #39; posts complaining that they haven& #39;t reviewed your book yet. They largely do this shit for free, you& #39;re being an entitled arse, stop it.

Aw geez, it& #39;s like I& #39;ve summoned them into existence, so here& #39;s one more: sending a stranger a DM saying & #39;hi& #39; or & #39;how are you& #39; is like phoning a strange number and just saying & #39;hi, how are you& #39;, which I& #39;m relatively confident you& #39;re socially able enough to not do. STOP IT.