Let's keep a tally of which prominent Tories have lashed themselves to the Dominic Cummings mast in their attempt to defend the indefensible...

1. Rishi Sunak (tweet)
2. Michael Gove (tweet)
3. Dominic Raab (tweet)
4. Priti Patel (retweet of DR tweet)

5. Matt Hancock (tweet)
6. Alok Sharma (tweet)
7. Gavin Williamson (retweet of MH tweet)
8. Brandon Lewis (multiple tweets)

9. Oliver Dowden (tweet)
10. Amanda Milling (retweet of Rishi Sunak tweet)
11. Steve Barclay (retweet of Rishi Sunak tweet)
12. Jacob Rees-Mogg (tweet)

13. Suella Braverman (tweet)
--- below here they don't attend Cabinet ---
14. Nadhim Zahawi (tweet)
15. Zac Goldsmith (tweet)
16. Conor Burns (tweet)

17. Claire Coutinho (tweet)
18. Danny Kruger (tweet)
19. Michael Tomlinson (tweet)
20. Anthony Browne (tweet)

21. David TC Davies (tweet)
22. Kit Malthouse (tweet)
23. John Redwood (tweet)
24. Lucy Allen (multiple tweets)

25. Angela Richardson (multiple retweets)
26. Simon Clarke (tweet)
27. Jane Hunt (retweeted Dominic Raab's tweet)
28 Michael Fabricant (multiple tweets)

29. Robert Halfon (multiple tweets)
30. Julian Knight (retweeted Michael Gove)
31. Tim Loughton (tweet and retweet)
32. James Heappey (tweet)

33. Marcus Jones (tweet)
34. Craig Williams (tweet)
35. Shailesh Vara (tweet)
36. Andrew Griffith (tweet)

37. Alex Burghart (tweet)
38. Robert Courts (tweet)
39. Karl McCartney (thread of tweets)
40. Kevin Hollinrake (tweet)

41. Anthony Browne (tweet)
42. Rob Roberts (tweet)
43. Saqib Bhatti (tweet)
44. Nick Gibb (retweet of Michael Gove tweet)

45. Daniel Kawczynski (tweet)
46. Anne-Marie Trevelyan (tweet)
47. Joy Morrissey (multiple retweets)
48. Eddie Hughes (multiple retweets)

49. Fay Jones (multiple retweets)
50. Scott Benton (retweeted Oliver Dowden)
51. Neil O'Brien (retweeted Simon Clarke)

Apologies to anyone feeling left out. It really has the stink of conspiracy about it, don't you think? Or at the very "orchestrated protest".