jsyk, if you happen to order some dirt-scented fragrance oil bc you think it& #39;d be funny to send your sister& #39;s kids dirt-scented bath products, you should be real careful when you open it bc hypothetically you might get some on you and spend all day wondering why you smell Outside

a friend told me this, i, an adult, obviously know how to open the little paper lid that goes underneath the cap of things without getting any of the contents of the bottle on my hand or hypothetically my knitting needles, so this is not a problem i have, OBVIOUSLY

also hypothetically we all feel like my sister would think that dirt-scented bath bombs with rubber insects/worms inside are hilarious, right?

i feel like probably i& #39;m right

also, still entirely hypothetically, obviously, but that dirt scent really holds on

omg, i just figured out how male love interests in everything smell like leather and smoke and ~something uniquely himself~, it& #39;s bc one time 20 years ago his dumb ass touched a fragrance oil