Broke: Shaving head to join military

Woke: Shaving head to look more manly

Bespoke: Shaving head to reduce hiding area for ticks

Broke: Seeking partner for sex

Woke: Seeking partner to raise a family

Bespoke: Seeking partner to check me for ticks

This thread brought to you by finding four ticks on my pants today.

Now planning eradication program.

Do not @ me with any "important part of the ecosystem" takes.

I will not be taking any questions at this time.