SUFFER FOR THE MINCE

Much room for mushroom...

A normal, healthy amount of garlic.

OoohhhhHHHHHH, the French.

Apply fine bread sand, agitate...

Consider beefening of mushroom mixture.

Allow to stew regardless.

Prepare additives for cooked sand.

Lament Riesling's dubious properties for sauce.

When sand has tanned sufficiently, apply acceptable wine, agitate wetted sand, proceed to apply beef water.

Smoothen.

Embarrass with thick milk.

While white reduces, don't... uh... don't read too much into this one.

Just put the meat and mushrooms and onions and stuff in there.

While awaiting reduction, consider additions of ancho (a small secret), smoked paprika, and white pepper.

Beefed mushroom prefer to be seasoned instead, but late seasoning can be tolerated.