I miss people on Twitter becoming disproportionately upset about stuff that is minor and not being swamped en masse with 'PEOPLE ARE DYING' tweets
Can we have a moratorium on whataboutery, just for a couple of hours?
In fact consider this thread your safespace for moaning about really inconsequential stuff without fear of people correctly buzzkilling the bejesus out of you with 'real world' perspective.
I'll kick things off.
When you Google a recipe, find exactly what you want, but it's a US website and the first 600 words are the history of when they made it and who came round and what they said and WHO GIVES A SHIT JUST TELL ME THE INGREDIENTS AND METHOD and shut up with this 'cup' crap #minorrant
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