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1.
News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
Dimwit: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!
News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
Dimwit: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful
1.
News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
Dimwit: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!
News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
Dimwit: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful
2. position!
News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
Dimwits: this is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.
News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Niger State as COS.
Dimwit: remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don't you see;
News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
Dimwits: this is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.
News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Niger State as COS.
Dimwit: remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don't you see;
3. Buhari, Kyari & now Gambari?! Niger people were originally Fulanis before their blood line mixed with Nupe & Gbayi!
News: Uromi railway completed.
Dimwit: its a lie, I past there yesterday!
News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
Dimwit: and so fucking what? Is this
News: Uromi railway completed.
Dimwit: its a lie, I past there yesterday!
News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
Dimwit: and so fucking what? Is this
4. how a 20th century rail should look like? Why are you celebrating mediocrity?
News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
Dimwit: what nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80's? If he had allowed it to be finished would we
News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
Dimwit: what nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80's? If he had allowed it to be finished would we
5. still be building it?
News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into contract for the road was done.
Dimwit: and so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don't deserve any celebration.
News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into contract for the road was done.
Dimwit: and so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don't deserve any celebration.
6. News: Army suffers setback as troops run into ambush.
Dimwit: foolish soldiers/government! See how bokoharam is destroying them.
News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill
Dimwit: foolish soldiers/government! See how bokoharam is destroying them.
News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill
7. 67 & capture 5.
Dimwit: where are the bodies? We don't need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can't you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don't you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don't
Dimwit: where are the bodies? We don't need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can't you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don't you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don't
8. you bomb all of Bornu & Yobe? Why don't you set Sambisa on fire? Why is PMB not at the warfront with them?
News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
Dimwit: coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .
News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting
News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
Dimwit: coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .
News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting
9. up facilities:
Dimwit: its a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!
News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
Dimwit: May God grant you healing.
News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
Dimwit: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
Dimwit: its a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!
News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
Dimwit: May God grant you healing.
News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
Dimwit: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
10. News: PMBs test comes back negative.
Dimwit: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.
News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
Dimwit: are we sure he's the one being buried? Who is in aso rock? Where is Osinbajo?
News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
Dimwit: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.
News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
Dimwit: are we sure he's the one being buried? Who is in aso rock? Where is Osinbajo?
News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
11. Dimwits: he is an audio VP! He has been reduced to nothing.
Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles.
Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles.
