when u have an ad for ur own production at the beginning of ur vhs
when ur website is http://josephvideo.com 
when u have a school assembly but then u go way way back many centuries ago
when ur just trying to tell old testament stories but u have to hold donny osmond’s hair for a sec
when u think ur just talking about ur dreams but actually ur dunking on ur 11 brothers
when u and ur bros just trying to do a lil murder but then become human traffickers
when u don’t speak egyptian very well
when it’s tough but ur gonna get by
when ur body is past its peak but ur soul’s in paradise
when u have to tell ur wife she’s yours
when u let out a mighty roar and burst thu the door
when ur never alone because ur a child if israel aka jacob
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