I don't know how big the overlap between #Kollok1991 fans and enneagram enthusiasts is, but I hit the mark perfectly. Here's the Kollok radar and their enneagram types that nobody asked for
Skye: 8w7
Marcus: 5w6
Billy: 9
Mickey: 8w9
Em: 1
Laura: 8w9
Mallory: 3
Tibby: 2w1

Em is clearly a one, though I will take arguments over if she has a wing or no. Tibby seems obvious. Hot take, but Mallroy is just a three that's bad at his primary coping mechanism.

Marcus is such a five, you can't convince me otherwise. Skye, Laura, and Mickey are all eights, wings debatable. And Billy is such a nine, come on.

This is also why the radar can never get anything done. Half of them are eights, Em is a one, and they are all always at their worst.

Guys, I promise this is a good thread, you just need to know about the enneagram to enjoy it.