Why potatoes and humans are similar: a thread

There are different colors of potatoes, humans have different colors as well

Some potatoes have thin skin and some have thick skin; some people have sensitive skin while some don't

Potatoes can get green, THEY'RE BLUSHING.

Some potatoes are sweet and some are bitter, same as humans

Some potatoes have dots on them, THEY HAVE FRECKLES Y'ALL

Some potatoes are big, some are small. Some humans are tall and some are short

Small potatoes are human babies. So tiny

I think potatoes have 48 chromosomes while humans have 46?? Let me check

Yup it's correct

I think that's all lmao tho don't be surprised if I return to this thread to add another point 9 years later one day on 5 am