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Inspired by oomfs here is my rating of the 12 provinces of the Netherlands. Spoiler alert: I HATE ALL OF THESE PUTAS.
So expect nothing but rudeness
So expect nothing but rudeness
12. Drenthe
* They are all nationalistic racists.
* Only known for having historic stones
* This is the place where dooms day believers and conspiracy theorists live underground.
* Donated it to the Germans because of the sheer embarrassment this is part of NL.
* They are all nationalistic racists.
* Only known for having historic stones
* This is the place where dooms day believers and conspiracy theorists live underground.
* Donated it to the Germans because of the sheer embarrassment this is part of NL.
11. Noord-Brabant
* Brought miss Rona here sorry it’s a no for me.
* All addicted to hard drugs.
* The definition of “dUtCh cUltUrE eXisTs”
* No one wants them, not even the Belgians
* The crackheads of the Netherlands, unsurprisingly.
* Brought miss Rona here sorry it’s a no for me.
* All addicted to hard drugs.
* The definition of “dUtCh cUltUrE eXisTs”
* No one wants them, not even the Belgians
* The crackheads of the Netherlands, unsurprisingly.
10. Overijssel
* You hear nothing about this province, ever. Something is up.
* All the religious crazy cults are here, literally all of them.
* I bet the average body secretly hidden in a house per household is 3.
* Literally doesn’t exist.
* You hear nothing about this province, ever. Something is up.
* All the religious crazy cults are here, literally all of them.
* I bet the average body secretly hidden in a house per household is 3.
* Literally doesn’t exist.
9. Groningen
* They are all communists
* Ironically they are also all Germans
* Median age is 95
* Because only 11 people live in the whole province
* They have earthquakes they literally suck
* Literally no Dutch person gives a fuck about Groningen
* They are all communists
* Ironically they are also all Germans
* Median age is 95
* Because only 11 people live in the whole province
* They have earthquakes they literally suck
* Literally no Dutch person gives a fuck about Groningen
8. Limburg
* Belgium light
* No one knows what they are saying nor do we care
* Betrayed us many times in history over Belgium
* Only part of the Netherlands with mountains
* All spies of Belgium but less problematic than the Brabanders
* Belgium light
* No one knows what they are saying nor do we care
* Betrayed us many times in history over Belgium
* Only part of the Netherlands with mountains
* All spies of Belgium but less problematic than the Brabanders
7. Gelderland
* Always forgotten, but in that sense I guess unproblematic.
* Kinda boring they have no personality.
* Big as fuck yet bring NOTHING new to the table.
* Love the lack of energy, go girl gives us nothing.
* Religious cunts.
* Always forgotten, but in that sense I guess unproblematic.
* Kinda boring they have no personality.
* Big as fuck yet bring NOTHING new to the table.
* Love the lack of energy, go girl gives us nothing.
* Religious cunts.
6. Utrecht
* Worst connection ever.
* They are so small why are they even a province?
* Think they are the shit while in reality no one gives a fuck about them.
* No Dutch people, only immigrants... so... lovely, we stan.
* Worst connection ever.
* They are so small why are they even a province?
* Think they are the shit while in reality no one gives a fuck about them.
* No Dutch people, only immigrants... so... lovely, we stan.
5. Friesland
* Have a fuck the Netherlands mentality which... an excellent take.
* White trash, wannabe vikings.
* Have their stupid own language that sounds even worse than Dutch.
* Like cockroaches. U can’t kill these hoes they keep on reproducing and fighting.
* Have a fuck the Netherlands mentality which... an excellent take.
* White trash, wannabe vikings.
* Have their stupid own language that sounds even worse than Dutch.
* Like cockroaches. U can’t kill these hoes they keep on reproducing and fighting.
4. Zuid-Holland
* Do have a lot of iconic cities.
* Kinda in the shadow of Noord-Holland. And REALLY jealous about it.
* Den Hague is where our nationalistic farmers from Gr*ningen wave flags of Serbia & Montenegro on a daily basis. Idk why.
* Do have a lot of iconic cities.
* Kinda in the shadow of Noord-Holland. And REALLY jealous about it.
* Den Hague is where our nationalistic farmers from Gr*ningen wave flags of Serbia & Montenegro on a daily basis. Idk why.
3. Noord-Holland
* Thinks they are better than anyone else. Kinda are.
* G E K O L O N I S E E R D
* Open minded in the south, cults and incest in the west.
* More Poles and Moroccans than windmiles.
* Everyone here can sing and likes weed and cocaine.
* Thinks they are better than anyone else. Kinda are.
* G E K O L O N I S E E R D
* Open minded in the south, cults and incest in the west.
* More Poles and Moroccans than windmiles.
* Everyone here can sing and likes weed and cocaine.
2. Zeeland
* Most problematic thing they ever did was drown themselves
* Unproblematic legends
* Everyone there is probably racist but if we wanna get rid of them we just break the dikes so, it’s all good.
* Actually they kinda suck but uh
* Most problematic thing they ever did was drown themselves
* Unproblematic legends
* Everyone there is probably racist but if we wanna get rid of them we just break the dikes so, it’s all good.
* Actually they kinda suck but uh
1. Flevoland
* Province that literally colonized the sea
* Other than that no personality, but c’mon COLONIZING THE SEA. WHO FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT INTELLIGENT IDEA?
* Brilliance, excellence, truly iconic.
* Innovative kings.
* Median age is 7
* Province that literally colonized the sea
* Other than that no personality, but c’mon COLONIZING THE SEA. WHO FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT INTELLIGENT IDEA?
* Brilliance, excellence, truly iconic.
* Innovative kings.
* Median age is 7
Anyways that was the thread for today. Hope yall learnt something! If you want me to rate our biggest cities let me know because sis I will not hold back periodt 
