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SPECIAL NOTE: My #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions services are for WOMEN only! I am very strict on this. If I cannot easily verify you are a woman, I most likely will not respond. This thread will highlight my services and what makes it hard for me to verify you are a woman
#ACNH
#ACNH
GOLDEN GIVEAWAYS
Occasionally I open my island for women to come fill their pockets with golden nuggets, NMT, or rare items I have found and places across the island.
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
Occasionally I open my island for women to come fill their pockets with golden nuggets, NMT, or rare items I have found and places across the island.
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
WISH LISTS/CUSTOM ORDERS
I invite you to submit to me your wish list of items, DIY recipes, and materials. I will find/grind for every item and deliver them to you personally. No matter how long it takes me or how difficult to find.
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
I invite you to submit to me your wish list of items, DIY recipes, and materials. I will find/grind for every item and deliver them to you personally. No matter how long it takes me or how difficult to find.
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
A NOTE ON THIEVERY
I spend countless hours grinding and trading to get items on every woman’s wish list. I store their orders on my island. With the exception of Governor Michaela (whom can take as she pleases), taking items from these stashes is strictly prohibited.
I spend countless hours grinding and trading to get items on every woman’s wish list. I store their orders on my island. With the exception of Governor Michaela (whom can take as she pleases), taking items from these stashes is strictly prohibited.
Stealing will get you instantly booted, ban you from future giveaways and services, and will cause the current event to end for everyone.
DELIVERY
Because I am sometimes delivering multiple orders, custom orders must be brought to you. Please allow me to visit for your items.
DELIVERY
Because I am sometimes delivering multiple orders, custom orders must be brought to you. Please allow me to visit for your items.
ISLAND CHORES
I will come manicure your whole island. Pull every weed, pick every fruit, collect every shell...and give them to you to sell. I will water ALL your flowers too! Be my best friend? I will rearrange them as you please.
Oh, and I pay you. :)
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
I will come manicure your whole island. Pull every weed, pick every fruit, collect every shell...and give them to you to sell. I will water ALL your flowers too! Be my best friend? I will rearrange them as you please.
Oh, and I pay you. :)
#AnimalCrossing
#ACNH
And again, I simp for women only. If I can’t easily determine you are a woman, I likely won’t respond. (Especially with the numbers of messages I get.)
The following makes it too hard for me to serve you with confidence:
The following makes it too hard for me to serve you with confidence:
1. Cartoons as default pics/no pic. (Yes, I realize the irony coming from a Red Panda.)
2. No human pics anywhere in your Twitter feed.
3. Twitter handle that suggests you just changed your pic to get on my island.
4. New profiles
2. No human pics anywhere in your Twitter feed.
3. Twitter handle that suggests you just changed your pic to get on my island.
4. New profiles
5. Prior thievery from my island.
6. Older tweets clear indicating you are not a woman.
7. Bringing men onto the island/sharing Dodo codes
If one of these are hampering you getting what you deserve, you MAY choose to verify in DM. Next tweet explains how.
6. Older tweets clear indicating you are not a woman.
7. Bringing men onto the island/sharing Dodo codes
If one of these are hampering you getting what you deserve, you MAY choose to verify in DM. Next tweet explains how.
TO VERIFY
Simply record a 5 second video saying “Hi Red Panda”. and send it via DM. The is no need to worry about how you look or are dressed. This is purely to be sure I am serving a woman. Sending a picture will not suffice as that can be stolen from anywhere.
Simply record a 5 second video saying “Hi Red Panda”. and send it via DM. The is no need to worry about how you look or are dressed. This is purely to be sure I am serving a woman. Sending a picture will not suffice as that can be stolen from anywhere.
FAQ
Q: You are a SIMP!!!
A: Fact check: True
Q: Do you make me pay a fee for this?
A: No
Q: How long to wish list orders take?
A: Depending on the size of the order & current backlog, 1-4 days.
Q: May I own/collar/keep you?
A. Sorry ladies, my loyalty is to the Governor alone
Q: You are a SIMP!!!
A: Fact check: True
Q: Do you make me pay a fee for this?
A: No
Q: How long to wish list orders take?
A: Depending on the size of the order & current backlog, 1-4 days.
Q: May I own/collar/keep you?
A. Sorry ladies, my loyalty is to the Governor alone
Q: Is this a scam?
A. Not sure how it could be. But if you need referrals, please see this thread full of women I have simped for: https://twitter.com/redpandafanman/status/1263595321445105664?s=20
A. Not sure how it could be. But if you need referrals, please see this thread full of women I have simped for: https://twitter.com/redpandafanman/status/1263595321445105664?s=20
