A NOTE ON THIEVERY

I spend countless hours grinding and trading to get items on every woman’s wish list. I store their orders on my island. With the exception of Governor Michaela (whom can take as she pleases), taking items from these stashes is strictly prohibited.
Stealing will get you instantly booted, ban you from future giveaways and services, and will cause the current event to end for everyone.

DELIVERY

Because I am sometimes delivering multiple orders, custom orders must be brought to you. Please allow me to visit for your items.
And again, I simp for women only. If I can’t easily determine you are a woman, I likely won’t respond. (Especially with the numbers of messages I get.)

The following makes it too hard for me to serve you with confidence:
1. Cartoons as default pics/no pic. (Yes, I realize the irony coming from a Red Panda.)

2. No human pics anywhere in your Twitter feed.

3. Twitter handle that suggests you just changed your pic to get on my island.

4. New profiles
5. Prior thievery from my island.

6. Older tweets clear indicating you are not a woman.

7. Bringing men onto the island/sharing Dodo codes

If one of these are hampering you getting what you deserve, you MAY choose to verify in DM. Next tweet explains how.
TO VERIFY
Simply record a 5 second video saying “Hi Red Panda”. and send it via DM. The is no need to worry about how you look or are dressed. This is purely to be sure I am serving a woman. Sending a picture will not suffice as that can be stolen from anywhere.
FAQ

Q: You are a SIMP!!!
A: Fact check: True

Q: Do you make me pay a fee for this?
A: No

Q: How long to wish list orders take?
A: Depending on the size of the order & current backlog, 1-4 days.

Q: May I own/collar/keep you?
A. Sorry ladies, my loyalty is to the Governor alone
Q: Is this a scam?
A. Not sure how it could be. But if you need referrals, please see this thread full of women I have simped for: https://twitter.com/redpandafanman/status/1263595321445105664?s=20">https://twitter.com/redpandaf...
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