Order just came in.

Time of eating the first cookie: 19:15

Now we await time of liftoff.
22:30 - LIFT OFF
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit
I just watched a video of Eminem’s verse on Godzilla and I could hear distinctly everything he’s saying. I wanna make a TikTok of me rapping along right now.
- time is being weird right now. Things are speeding up and as I’m typing rn, my fingers on the keypad are going super fast as fuck but I’m feeling like they’re are so fast that they’ve started slowing down.
Or maybe I’m experiencing time so fast right now, everything seems slow.
- Like maybe I’m stuck in that hyper space realm where flies live in where their perception of what we know as time is imperceptibly fast that they themselves feel slow.
- I’ve forgotten what I initially said I wanted to do.
Oh yes a video of my rapping along to Eminem’s Godzilla
I think I’m having one of those episodes again where I’m experiencing time in triplicate. Like past, present and future are happening for me in one linear timeline right now.
Okay, okay, tell me if it’s only in my head or is what I’m about to tell you also happening IRL right now
I’m certain I made this tweet at some point earlier today yeah? In fact I’m so certain of it that I’ve taken a screenshot. Here. See?
H O W E V E R . . .
I go to my TikTok and see I made this.
Did this happen to that? Or am I looking at a screenshot of a tweet and seeing it as a video? Am I experiencing a screenshot in video form right now?
CAN YOU SEE IT TOO? LMAO
Made the TikTok of the rap along.
Nailed it.
The buzz is wearing off (I hope).
Been stuck in a TikTok black hole since. I should watch a movie now.
[Intense vocalizing]
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