OMG IT’S @earpnado’s BIRTHDAY & THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER BECAUSE WHAT WOULD I DO W/O 1 OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD?! Seriously, she’s thoughtful, generous, weird af, funny af,& I fucking adore her. It’s very rare that a friend like her comes along,& Im 4ever grateful.

Happy Birthday @earpnado l! Here’s Mel having a birthday party for you.

Hey @earpnado! Aunt Helene told me to tell you she wishes you a happy birthday too! She made u this:

I made you this cake for your birthday, but due to social distancing, I had to keep it for myself. I swear that’s the reason and not that I just found the cake in google images. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @earpnado

Mrs S. attempted to make a birthday photoshop for you. She’s really nervous, so just react like it’s a masterpiece. Okay, @earpnado?!!

And of course, @earpnado, Paget-Baguette wanted you to know she was thinking of you and your murdery ways!