‘Twas Memorial Day Weekend, when all through the Queen City
Chainsaws were buzzing, the lost trees were a pity;
The masks were hung by the rear view mirror with no care, As Karen hoped that Pottery Barn soon would be FAIR!
The rednecks were huddled all smug in their boats...

While Meck County Sheriffs counted all of their floats
and Vi’s staying home, all of the health department too
Saying “no go ahead, we’ll go after you!”
When just off Woodlawn there arose such a clatter..
it was Chad and his Beemer
Saying “It’s the economy that matters!”

I knew in a moment he must be that... - - - - !
He whistled and shouted his amendments came quick!
Don’t tread on me!
Are we not free?!
What about Benghazi?!

To South End we go with relaxing rail whistles, where social distancing goes over like a pint full of thistles;

On haircuts and restaurants and TP by the dozens! It’s sure to be fun when I give Covid to my cousins!

With Church doors wide open and no phase 3 in sight...
Happy Memorial Day Weekend Queen City and to all a good night!

Look close...