Thread by @brimibuster, offical dark souls remastered playthru thread since Im coming down from ds3 [...]

offical dark souls remastered playthru thread

since Im coming down from ds3 and I Discuss things a lot, theres gonna be a lot of these moments

I had other things to do but errr........didnt work out, so might as well start

wait I gotta fix the fucking

controller probably

actually everything seems to be in working order controller wise so no technicalsouls issues like in ds3...? woke

tabbing out is a nightmare tho

something might be effecting my brain because Im starting to find this attractive

oh hey its the

boss

very cheeky

I was legitimately expecting them to want me to kill the asylum demon with a broken straight sword

this shit feels like Im playing silent hill 2

this is almost as convoluted as the whole lord of cinder shit

CRACK COC----WAIT I GET 5 SIPS FROM THE GET GO????????????????????????????????????????????????????

IN DS3 I STARTED OFF WITH 3 (well ok technically 4)

can I

loot his corpse

pussy-ass demon

Im looking at the environment and Im like

now that Im complaining about the graphics because Idm the older game aesthetics but is this really a remastered---

the first casualty is me thinking that this was a hidden path

lol

now I understand the whole opression

Im pretty sure I missed an area

lol

at least this dude isnt as pissed off at the world about someone peeing in his oatmeal as hawkwood

alright I'll join your weird mafia

lol

I graveyard to explore HAHAHA

DENIED

its a chikin

this game doesnt let me walk and chug estus but it starts off with 10 estus

now sure if this is higher balance

the fact that magic doesnt cost FP like DS3 automatically makes magic a zillion times better

my magic is literally making fart noises when it hits something

lothric caslte ptsd

wh

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAGIC HAS LIMITED USES BEFORE REFILLS

I miss dark souls 3

so far no mimics and considering the ds3 situation

Im having a false sense of security

man vs nature except its a milf with a dagger

this piece of fcucking shit

this boss (?) is piss easy but the archers made it harder and like after the fight I Noticed you could climb up

OH MY GOD IS THAT....

ITS

THE ICON

its ok bro, its not as bad as ds3 lmao

JOLLY COOPERATION

I thought the dragon wass gonna oneshot me

e

ENDURANCE INCREASES EQUIP LOAD TOO???????????

BRO

BRO

oh its...

a statue of the nameless king...

POISON LASTS 9 FUCKING YEARS

I think Im in the wrong neighborhood

cya suckers

not what I was expecting based on ds3 experience

:(

so this is the smith dude?

spoopy

I got the estoc which is apparently a rly good weapon but I dont have the stats

heh heh

I need a new melee weapon, this dagger is ruining my life

OH MAN I SURE MISSED THE FISHING HAMLET WATER ABYSS

so you need to use the item

to kill the ghost thingies

rpgs.

I think Im in the wrong neighborhood again

heh

I am gonna pause for now

oh no

OH NO

OOOHH NOOOO

just like

bloodborne

huh

SIEGMEYER

ANDRE

..............................orbeck?

an

actual

crackhead

....ORBECK

well ok hes more ...............................moe than orbeck so not the same but still

this space do be tiny

the open world thing is really fucking with me tho

I died once cos I fell off but that was pretty fucking easy all things considered

getting to the bosses unscathed was HARDER

is that

is he t-posing

I just spend like 9k souls on spells

impeccable boss design

ds3 is a superior game purely because of this boss

fucking bitch ass pussy ass poorly-designed ass complete piece of absolute shit

I didnt even use great heavy soul arrow

fuck off

DIDNT KNOW I WAS PLAYING SILENT HILL

...LAURENCE???

THIS IS THE PYRO GUY ISNT IT

TIME TO BECOME OP AT THIS SHIT GAME

lol

PUSSY DRAGON IS DEAD

my damage was pretty shit and he(?) gave me like 25k swords

I think Im in the wrong area again

I need to

get to firelink shrine

SOMEHOW

SOMEHOW I MADE IT BACK TO THE FIRELINK SHRINE WITHOUT DYING

what the fuck do you mean pyromancy doesnt require materials to upgrade

PEPE HANDS TIME

HELP

if a pyromancy +6 doesnt blow up the next boss, I'll be severely disappointed

lmao

HEY SISTERS

I am gonna pause for now but I need to ....upgrade my weapons a bit because I am

suffering

I got a video recommendation for "how to make op sorc early game"

tempting.

me whos played ds3 first: cant wait to get to the gwyndolin boss fight where I get to KILL him because Im pretty sure that classifies as a mercy kill considering what happens later

the master key is such a broken-ass starting gift since so far I literally skipped half of the pussy dragon area by having it

lol
Im pretty sure I couldve speed to the boss if I hadnt ...missed the ladder at first

tru character development is from soft making polishing out some REALLY FUCKING BADLY DESIGNED THINGS from ds1 by the time ds3 rolled in

yes I know they fucked up poise and turned it into nuclear science, we dont mention her

earlier I saw fucking havel running towards me but after I upgrade my wep a bit gonna go fucking body him tomorrow or smthng

I was worried whether the sorc catalyst is worth it and apparently it can last until endgame ..? poggers.

Im not playing until the evening but todays game plan is simple

Break The Fucking Game: brim's undead training arc

lets do this

he hits a bit harder than expected

hhhm....

slight change of plans but first I gotta get my souls back teehee

so far so good

fucky water

GLORY

fuck I accidentally walked away into the pit
and lost the souls

teehee

its fine its fine

I called anika to help me kill the golden dildo and then we got fucking invaded lmao

I was like where the fuck do you upgrade cataclysts

googled

>you cant upgrade cataclysts in ds1

what

WHAT

guess I just have to upgrade my melee hand then

LOL

what the fuck is going on here

WELCOME TO HELL

I see. I understand now.

.

BLIGHTTOWN IS SKIPPABLE COMPLETELY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OH WAIT NO I NEED TO GET TO THE UNDERGROUNDS SOMEHOW

bitch ass

GENIUS GAME DESIGN

...hairy hole...

TITS? TITSS

fucking bitch oneshot me

dumbass simp army

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im really starting to find my character irresistibly hot

bruh.wav

what the hell

I really want to return to firelink shrine so I can get the ring but I should probably invest in soul levels because I am

soul level 26

teehee

Idk if I should continue in a. continue in demon ruins b. was that sens fortress? I need that shit for logan then c. theres the other optional area thingy...?

I plan to kill all bosses but I dont want to travel too fucking much because dark souls 1 has a poor traveling system until you get the lord vessel

somewhat

NOW THIS SHIT IS GOOD, WAIFU COVENANT

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have to backtrack blighttown huh

Im gonna.

do that and end this cursed play for today

...........................................................................................................................................

Im about to beat this bitch up

ok.

capitalism

OH POGGERS I CAN FEED THIS DUDE SHIT AND CLEAN MY INV NOW

WAIT so let me get this straight.

I dont get firelink shrine priviledge back until anor londo?

what an absolutely fantastic game.

this entire game can be summed up as: heho kill ornstein and smough so you can get a bit of rights

seems legit

owo?

enough for today but I made the very important realization that ...

dark souls 1 is for bottoms

Im semi following a progression guide of sorts because I tend to scatterbrain too much otherwise and I find that insanely frustrating and demotivating since ds1 isnt linear at all

I need sens castle so I can find logan

I need

POWER

oh fuck me

in a truly balanced world, magic would piece shields but alas we live in a society *gets booed off the stage*

BRO BRO!!

:(

pretty sure this be new

I had to brb but CHAD POWER??

nvm Im too twinky to use it

oh its

prischilla, I think

but I have the key tho???

OH SO I HAVE THE WEST KEY NOT THE EAST KEY SILLY ME

murdered in my own house

Im glad they fired the jump puzzle guy

>get the ring

thats it? ok well, guess I'll go fuck myself then

I need to get back to the bottom of blighttown again or

I can see how bad sens castle is with a +6

I do wanted to pass by andre because I had something iffy about not being able to upgrade my weapon past +5 despite giving him the large coal so might as well check

hm.....