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#IOnceDated a prophet... Worst 4 days of my life
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Ok ke guys... Ngzoza nendaba.. I& #39;m not very good with threads maar ketla zamahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Ok... I met Mprof at church nge Goodfriday. I couldn& #39;t go with my church because mama didn& #39;t want me to "akmele sambe sonke makuvela ingozi la" she& #39;d always sayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">. So, I decided to go to any zayoni church with a friend ngasekhaya. We checked the ones with more buses sangenahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">
We get in there... Kumnandi, no Adamu baningi futhi bahle. My eyes were caught by the guy singing there by the front giving ivibez zika Bab Vusi Gamahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">... Yey! I later got to know him... Tall and well built... Nejoyina iyamfanelahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">. Exchanged numbers and luckily he stayed...
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I thought he was joking so i laughed but he wasn& #39;t... Not that I had a problem with prophets but I wasn& #39;t planning on dating one... My ways were of darkness bantasehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏾" title="Raising hands (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium dark skin tone)"> but then I liked him so I& #39;m like... Fork it! He asks to see me later... I agree. He came but wouldn& #39;t hug or https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Face throwing a kiss" aria-label="Emoji: Face throwing a kiss">
I wondered but brushed it off... Maybe he doesn& #39;t wanna rush things. Wednesday I go about my day and go see my other bf then came back. We chat with Mproff and he again asks come to see me later on... I agree, he comes and we talk but he starts making strange noises, puts his...
... hand on my head and shook his head, kisses my forehead and left. Hhayini bo... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> I asked him via whatsapp what was that about, he only replies with "kuzolunga" and zange asaphendula
Thursday, he asks me to come visit him. Mina I cannot say no tohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">...sooo...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. He was gonna come pick me up ngabo 6pm, ngo 5pm I was readyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">. He came... Saya kubo. Got to his room... Yah... He really was a prophet... Kubusy, candles, small wooden https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="➕" title="Heavy plus sign" aria-label="Emoji: Heavy plus sign"> and cloth...
There was no bed, I was too shy to ask why... Just went and sat on that sponge prepared. He asks if I need anything, said no, he made small talk... All I was thinking ukuthi ngzodlelwa phansi velehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
Fast forward, we get ready to sleep, he goes and pray, lights his candles and he prays... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> I& #39;m annoyed.. Been here for 90minutes wonke... He& #39;s busy doing in and outs and now he is praying nonstop. He finally says amen, lights off and only the candles are lit...sengi happy
He crawls to the sponge and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Splashing sweat symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Splashing sweat symbol">. Bekurighthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">... And then umuntu jumps out engath wehla ehhashini. I& #39;m like hhaibo yini??
He stares at me then again he says "kuzolunga" he sleeps... I question myself to sleep... Yazi deep in my sleep I can feel hit on my face...
He stares at me then again he says "kuzolunga" he sleeps... I question myself to sleep... Yazi deep in my sleep I can feel hit on my face...
And that someone is moving around, I open my eyes to about 7 lit candles and Mproff ubusy. He walks out comes back with a jug of milk, out again, comes back with methylated spirit, pours it in a bowl, has a ball of red cotton wool, he starts rolling and making...
What looks like intambo. I ask him what& #39;s up? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> He doesn& #39;t answer but starts with "vhkrgkbt shada 1,2,1, 2 battalion fie tvhwkdjr" or whatever he was saying. I& #39;m now fully dressed and sitting... Waiting to run if I have to... I check my phone... It& #39;s 11:15 pm...
He then walks over me sprinkling water. Again I ask... "Mjita kanti yini?"... He kneels down and asks "wakwenzan uMazibuko?" HHAIBO! Mazibuko wakuphi? Angmaz uMazibuko mina. He whistles and pulls out that rope thing he made from the milk and spirit concoction...
"gcoka lento, wakuganga lomfana wena" he handed me that rope to wear because apparently Mazibuko bewitched me. I was furious but then kept thinking who might be the Mazibuko in my exes. Mproff saw I was confused, took that rope and tied in himself around my waist... Guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
At some point I thought... Maybe one of my exes uyijazi kubo ned akazi... I was so stressed. Die hulle tyd Mr Prophet is praying and sprinkling https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I& #39;m getting wet, All I& #39;m hearing is "hrhfhtieb khulula isidalwa sakho ngiloz yomusa!" we slept ka 2:45 am... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> Woke up early...
... and demanded to leave... He took me back home. Got home... Blocked him. I was traumatized... I burnt that rope then I took a bath with some Jeyes Fluid. Sunday late, ninja called with another number... "Usangkwatele?"
I was like "angsakfuni"
All he said was "Hhay kuzolunga"
I was like "angsakfuni"
All he said was "Hhay kuzolunga"
