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Ok... I met Mprof at church nge Goodfriday. I couldn't go with my church because mama didn't want me to "akmele sambe sonke makuvela ingozi la" she'd always say
. So, I decided to go to any zayoni church with a friend ngasekhaya. We checked the ones with more buses sangena
. So, I decided to go to any zayoni church with a friend ngasekhaya. We checked the ones with more buses sangena
We get in there... Kumnandi, no Adamu baningi futhi bahle. My eyes were caught by the guy singing there by the front giving ivibez zika Bab Vusi Gama
... Yey! I later got to know him... Tall and well built... Nejoyina iyamfanela
. Exchanged numbers and luckily he stayed...
... Yey! I later got to know him... Tall and well built... Nejoyina iyamfanela. Exchanged numbers and luckily he stayed...
At a farm close by
. We started talking on a Sunday, didn't wanna say yes to his proposal right away phela I'm proud, waited until Tuesday . So we chatted the whole day nodululu wam and then he gets comfortable and he tells me about his gift of being a prophet...
. We started talking on a Sunday, didn't wanna say yes to his proposal right away phela I'm proud, waited until Tuesday . So we chatted the whole day nodululu wam and then he gets comfortable and he tells me about his gift of being a prophet...
I thought he was joking so i laughed but he wasn't... Not that I had a problem with prophets but I wasn't planning on dating one... My ways were of darkness bantase
but then I liked him so I'm like... Fork it! He asks to see me later... I agree. He came but wouldn't hug or 
but then I liked him so I'm like... Fork it! He asks to see me later... I agree. He came but wouldn't hug or
I wondered but brushed it off... Maybe he doesn't wanna rush things. Wednesday I go about my day and go see my other bf then came back. We chat with Mproff and he again asks come to see me later on... I agree, he comes and we talk but he starts making strange noises, puts his...
... hand on my head and shook his head, kisses my forehead and left. Hhayini bo... I asked him via whatsapp what was that about, he only replies with "kuzolunga" and zange asaphendula
I asked him via whatsapp what was that about, he only replies with "kuzolunga" and zange asaphendula
Thursday, he asks me to come visit him. Mina I cannot say no to
...sooo...
. He was gonna come pick me up ngabo 6pm, ngo 5pm I was ready
. He came... Saya kubo. Got to his room... Yah... He really was a prophet... Kubusy, candles, small wooden 
and cloth...
...sooo.... He was gonna come pick me up ngabo 6pm, ngo 5pm I was ready. He came... Saya kubo. Got to his room... Yah... He really was a prophet... Kubusy, candles, small wooden and cloth...
There was no bed, I was too shy to ask why... Just went and sat on that sponge prepared. He asks if I need anything, said no, he made small talk... All I was thinking ukuthi ngzodlelwa phansi vele
Fast forward, we get ready to sleep, he goes and pray, lights his candles and he prays... I'm annoyed.. Been here for 90minutes wonke... He's busy doing in and outs and now he is praying nonstop. He finally says amen, lights off and only the candles are lit...sengi happy
I'm annoyed.. Been here for 90minutes wonke... He's busy doing in and outs and now he is praying nonstop. He finally says amen, lights off and only the candles are lit...sengi happy
He crawls to the sponge and 
. Bekuright
... And then umuntu jumps out engath wehla ehhashini. I'm like hhaibo yini??
He stares at me then again he says "kuzolunga" he sleeps... I question myself to sleep... Yazi deep in my sleep I can feel hit on my face...
. Bekuright... And then umuntu jumps out engath wehla ehhashini. I'm like hhaibo yini??He stares at me then again he says "kuzolunga" he sleeps... I question myself to sleep... Yazi deep in my sleep I can feel hit on my face...
And that someone is moving around, I open my eyes to about 7 lit candles and Mproff ubusy. He walks out comes back with a jug of milk, out again, comes back with methylated spirit, pours it in a bowl, has a ball of red cotton wool, he starts rolling and making...
What looks like intambo. I ask him what's up? He doesn't answer but starts with "vhkrgkbt shada 1,2,1, 2 battalion fie tvhwkdjr" or whatever he was saying. I'm now fully dressed and sitting... Waiting to run if I have to... I check my phone... It's 11:15 pm...
He doesn't answer but starts with "vhkrgkbt shada 1,2,1, 2 battalion fie tvhwkdjr" or whatever he was saying. I'm now fully dressed and sitting... Waiting to run if I have to... I check my phone... It's 11:15 pm...
He then walks over me sprinkling water. Again I ask... "Mjita kanti yini?"... He kneels down and asks "wakwenzan uMazibuko?" HHAIBO! Mazibuko wakuphi? Angmaz uMazibuko mina. He whistles and pulls out that rope thing he made from the milk and spirit concoction...
"gcoka lento, wakuganga lomfana wena" he handed me that rope to wear because apparently Mazibuko bewitched me. I was furious but then kept thinking who might be the Mazibuko in my exes. Mproff saw I was confused, took that rope and tied in himself around my waist... Guys
At some point I thought... Maybe one of my exes uyijazi kubo ned akazi... I was so stressed. Die hulle tyd Mr Prophet is praying and sprinkling I'm getting wet, All I'm hearing is "hrhfhtieb khulula isidalwa sakho ngiloz yomusa!" we slept ka 2:45 am... Woke up early...
I'm getting wet, All I'm hearing is "hrhfhtieb khulula isidalwa sakho ngiloz yomusa!" we slept ka 2:45 am... Woke up early...
... and demanded to leave... He took me back home. Got home... Blocked him. I was traumatized... I burnt that rope then I took a bath with some Jeyes Fluid. Sunday late, ninja called with another number... "Usangkwatele?"
I was like "angsakfuni"
All he said was "Hhay kuzolunga"
I was like "angsakfuni"
All he said was "Hhay kuzolunga"
