UK Cabinet Ministers as Death Eaters: a thread
Dominic Raab - Lucius Malfoy
Out for himself and in it for the wealth. Has suggested a radical tax cut to include all of the inner circle Death Eaters. Likes to think he is second in charge but he really isn& #39;t.
Out for himself and in it for the wealth. Has suggested a radical tax cut to include all of the inner circle Death Eaters. Likes to think he is second in charge but he really isn& #39;t.
Priti Patel – Bellatrix Lestrange
Regularly uses the Cruciatus Curse on the entire general public during governmental coronavirus updates.
Regularly uses the Cruciatus Curse on the entire general public during governmental coronavirus updates.
Rishi Sunak – Severus Snape
Seems to be on the wrong team. Made the unbreakable bond with Raab’s child but we’re all pretty sure he’s gonna turn out to be a good egg in the end.
Seems to be on the wrong team. Made the unbreakable bond with Raab’s child but we’re all pretty sure he’s gonna turn out to be a good egg in the end.
Michael Gove – Peter Pettigrew
Still trying to shake off his cocaine-sniffing Labour-supporting youth. Sometimes hides in Animagus form near Number 10 as Larry the Cat.
Still trying to shake off his cocaine-sniffing Labour-supporting youth. Sometimes hides in Animagus form near Number 10 as Larry the Cat.
Matt Hancock – Amycus Carrow
Keen to push blame onto others. Awarded Hogwarts’ key workers with badges rather than adequate weaponry during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Keen to push blame onto others. Awarded Hogwarts’ key workers with badges rather than adequate weaponry during the Battle of Hogwarts.