Thread of kpop idols going to jail

1. Na Jaemin for his memes and recommending Justin Bieber

2. Byun Baekhyun for being horny and enabling horny people to act horny

3. Chwe Vernon for being the way that he is

4. Yoo Kihyun for wanting to eat chicken when they went to the beach instead of seafood

5. Wong Yukhei for having a big dick

6. Krystal Jung for calling me “stewpid”

7. Shindong for being Shindong

8. DIA for making their fandom name AIDs.

FEDERAL PRISON.

9. Min Yoongi for making the hoes mad

10. Rosé for not dropping the damn album the girls are going CRAZY

11. Vivi bc i just know she gotta go to jail at least once.

12. Park Chanyeol for liking One Piece

13. Johnny Suh and Jung Jaehyun for making the girls cataclysmically horny for no reason

14. Hwasa for making bitches mad just by breathing and prospering

15. UNIQ for not coming back

16. Park Jihyo for dating a man

17. Lee Jeno for those Mary J. Blige boots

18. Amber Liu for terrorizing everyone with her tiktoks

19. Do Kyungsoo for this photocard

20. Kim Jongin for having identity crisis

21. Jeonghan, Wonho and Kihyun for kekekeing over Sehun’s most embarrassing moment of his career

22. Song Mingi for making my coochie quiver

23. Lee Taemin for the countless number of crimes he has committed.

FEDERAL PRISON!!!

24. Oh Sehun for having a gorilla grip bussy and taking crusty pictures with ugglee filters

25. Hani for being the best looking woman on earth and smoking whatever tf she be smoking