My favorite thing about “racist twitter” is that their definition of whiteness is “being my friend”— they just want some friends is all. If they made friends with a black dude he’s be an “honorary white”— because, again, it just means “my friend”

It always happens when one of these “racial identity groups” discovers one of their own is like a mischling or a quarter african etc— they realize that they don’t actually care enough to end their friendships over it— makes you think

This is true of every “identity group”— the only real criteria is “being friends”— X person is a “real socialist” because X person is my friend & our groupchat is called “the real socialist club.”

Straight white men just need extremely ersatz methods for finding friends these days because normal “social interest groups” are captured by a deleterious moral scolding of “offensiveness”— so they make “Most Offensive Groupchat Possible lol we are The Nazi EthnoNationalists”

This has always been obvious to me but it turns out that purity policing WITHIN these groups is based on taking position of “most hardcore adherent of the friend group protocol”— as in music interest groups— “no FAKE death metal bullshit this is TRUE DEATH GROUPCHAT”

So within the “TRUE DEATH METAL KVLT” someone saying “lmao guys I actually love girl groups from the 60s too”— is ok, because you have your bonafides as a “TRUE DETH METAL FAN”— same with these race groups lmao