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More pickup lines through history
Napoleon Bonaparte:
“I’m bigger than you think.”
More pickup lines through history
Napoleon Bonaparte:
“I’m bigger than you think.”
William Shakespeare:
“Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.”
“Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.”
Abraham Lincoln:
“Hey girl, are you Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska? Because I’m experiencing an unprecedented growth.”
“Hey girl, are you Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska? Because I’m experiencing an unprecedented growth.”
Alexander the Great:
“Hey girl, wanna come back to my room? Or your boyfriend can, I’m not fussed.”
“Hey girl, wanna come back to my room? Or your boyfriend can, I’m not fussed.”
Henry VIII of England:
“So... do you give head?”
“So... do you give head?”
Karl Marx:
“Hey girl, you want to start an uprising in my lower classes?”
“Hey girl, you want to start an uprising in my lower classes?”
Marie Antoinette:
“I’ll let you eat MY cake.”
“I’ll let you eat MY cake.”
Julius Caesar:
“I came. I saw. I came again.”
“I came. I saw. I came again.”
Joseph Stalin:
“Hey comrade, want to share the means of reproduction?”
“Hey comrade, want to share the means of reproduction?”
Charles Dickens:
“You look like a best seller list. Because I’m gonna be on you for a long time.”
“You look like a best seller list. Because I’m gonna be on you for a long time.”
Genghis Kahn:
“Has a Mongolian ever given you an orgasm? Genghis Kahn.”
“Has a Mongolian ever given you an orgasm? Genghis Kahn.”
William Herschel:
“You must be the seventh planet in our solar system, because I can’t take my eyes off Uranus.”
“You must be the seventh planet in our solar system, because I can’t take my eyes off Uranus.”
Albert Einstein:
“Spacetime isn’t the only thing that’s curved.”
“Spacetime isn’t the only thing that’s curved.”
Mark Zuckerberg:
“Hey girl, is your heart personal data? Coz I’m about to steal it.”
“Hey girl, is your heart personal data? Coz I’m about to steal it.”
Mark Felt:
“Hey girl. Tonight, YOU can be Deep Throat.”
“Hey girl. Tonight, YOU can be Deep Throat.”
Pithecanthropus erectus:
“Hey girl, me fully erect.”
“Hey girl, me fully erect.”
Rosa Parks:
“Buy me a drink and you can ride in the back.”
“Buy me a drink and you can ride in the back.”
Ludwig van Beethoven:
“How’d you like to be Beethoven’s fifth?”
“How’d you like to be Beethoven’s fifth?”
Jacques Cousteau:
“Divers go deeper, that’s all I’m saying.”
“Divers go deeper, that’s all I’m saying.”
Bernie Sanders:
“..... feel the Bern?”
“..... feel the Bern?”
James Cook:
“Are you the king of Hawaii? Because I want you to come with me.”
“Are you the king of Hawaii? Because I want you to come with me.”
Robert E. Lee:
“You got the south to rise again.”
“You got the south to rise again.”
Orville Wright:
“Would you like to join the 10-foot high club?”
“Would you like to join the 10-foot high club?”
Heinrich Hertz:
“Oh, you broke up with your boyfriend? Well... love Hertz.”
“Oh, you broke up with your boyfriend? Well... love Hertz.”
