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More pickup lines through history

Napoleon Bonaparte:
“I’m bigger than you think.”

William Shakespeare:
“Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.”

Abraham Lincoln:
“Hey girl, are you Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska? Because I’m experiencing an unprecedented growth.”

Alexander the Great:
“Hey girl, wanna come back to my room? Or your boyfriend can, I’m not fussed.”

Henry VIII of England:
“So... do you give head?”

Karl Marx:
“Hey girl, you want to start an uprising in my lower classes?”

Marie Antoinette:
“I’ll let you eat MY cake.”

Julius Caesar:
“I came. I saw. I came again.”

Joseph Stalin:
“Hey comrade, want to share the means of reproduction?”

Charles Dickens:
“You look like a best seller list. Because I’m gonna be on you for a long time.”

Genghis Kahn:
“Has a Mongolian ever given you an orgasm? Genghis Kahn.”

William Herschel:
“You must be the seventh planet in our solar system, because I can’t take my eyes off Uranus.”

Albert Einstein:
“Spacetime isn’t the only thing that’s curved.”

Mark Zuckerberg:
“Hey girl, is your heart personal data? Coz I’m about to steal it.”

Mark Felt:
“Hey girl. Tonight, YOU can be Deep Throat.”

Pithecanthropus erectus:
“Hey girl, me fully erect.”

Rosa Parks:
“Buy me a drink and you can ride in the back.”

Ludwig van Beethoven:
“How’d you like to be Beethoven’s fifth?”

Jacques Cousteau:
“Divers go deeper, that’s all I’m saying.”

Bernie Sanders:
“..... feel the Bern?”

James Cook:
“Are you the king of Hawaii? Because I want you to come with me.”

Robert E. Lee:
“You got the south to rise again.”

Orville Wright:
“Would you like to join the 10-foot high club?”

Heinrich Hertz:
“Oh, you broke up with your boyfriend? Well... love Hertz.”