You guys, I had a dream about how the first game back is gonna go and wow.
First, it was scheduled mid-day, mid-week, presumably because we’d ll be at work. But a bunch of us showed up anyway. Like thousands. And those who didn’t show up sold their tickets.
I went in as normal on the 07-08 aisle, but the sections were all renumbered so 208 was 204.
None of my people were there, so I climbed up to the tv platform in 207 to get away from people, but they just kept pouring in like a normal game.
Then these older ladies came and sat by me and one of them had a drink in a big plastic tiki mug with a huge, long straw. It looked like something you’d get in Vegas.
She offered me a drink but I didn’t want to take my mask off.
All this time, there was some sort of marching thing happening on the field. Not military, just all these different groups of people.
Some of the Keybank sections were blocked off, but the one closest to the TA was all wearing matching outfits and doing some sort of coordinated dance.
I decided I wanted my own tiki drink but with the renumbering and rerouting, I ended up in an elevator, then on a parking ramp in an entirely other building.
I never actually saw any of the game.
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