maze runner characters sorted into hogwarts houses by yours truly
— a thread
disclaimer! i’m not trying to enforce these opinions on anyone, they’re purely my own that i wanted to share :)
1 — thomas

it’s just that main character shit yktv hes a gryffindor period
2 — newt

after hard consideration i have decided on hufflepuff. also, newt is my soulmate tyvm
3 — minho

this is period asf (pls help me stop saying that)
4 — teresa

she made some shitty mistakes but in the end i was rly sad about her ending
5 — brenda

i thought about gryffindor too but in the end i think slytherin fits
6 — jorge

i just really think hes that ambitious and cunning kind yk
7 — gally

HERE ME OUT. or don’t. but. slytherpuff.
8 — ben

kinda sad he went out but yk. i think if we saw more of him he would’ve definitely grown into a gryff
9 — frypan

i love him and i love dexter darden. best friend material right here
10 — chuck

poor thing. but anyways ,, does this even need an explanation?
11 — winston

i think if he had longer he coulda been a big ass ravenclaw
12 - ava paige

slytherin too but like she created all this she’s got a big brain
13 — alby

guess i’m going for all the ravenclaw rn bc alby is that older and wiser character
14 — sonya

she’s sweet asf and also v brave but i think overal:
15 — aris

i thought long and hard if he should be ravenclaw or gryffindor but i rly think he’s a gryff after planning alone and going through sm alone
16 — janson

his stupid name is like vermin in my mouth. i fckn hate him
end of thread :) anyways i love tmr and newtmas a lot
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