“All this stupid nigerian doctors will be replaced by technology soon”

Yeah technology will know
“my enemy has headache” “something dey crawl inside me” “my body is hot inside”.

Go and tell technology
“my police no dey salute, when I need action he no dey rise to the occasion”.

Yeah technology will understand our weird local way of describing symptoms.

Technology will know how to make a diagnosis that is specific to you and not generically based on just an algorithm of symptoms.

Technology will know to request tests based on how slim your pocket is.

Technology will know “I am strong” actually means you are weak but your religion brainwashed you into thinking admitting weakness means a lifetime curse,

Technology will know how to recommend the best drugs (not the most expensive) that is good for you and that you can afford.

Yeah it doesn’t matter that there’s no good power supply and our internet connection in many places in Nigeria is shitty and expensive;

None of this matters,
Technology will replace all those stupid nigerian arrogant doctors.

Please good riddance to all of them.
Useless people.