1. Have serious/not smart person questions: If we have recommendations for institutions to open up and social distance, how do we get to the space of distancing? How do we get out? Do our students magically appear in their six-feet apart seats? What if we have 20+ students? Do

2. they magically leave when the class is over? What happens if there is only one door to the classroom?

Or one door in a restaurant?

How in the world can waitstaff social distance from the people they are serving?

What if a student/customer/faculty member refuses to wear

3. a mask? What happens if there is an emergency? I suppose that all the distancing goes out the window with all the people who are leaving the area of danger. Do we have drills anymore? We won't have drills.

My kids on a school bus? Nope. They won't be.

How do you keep

4. windows open when it's cold outside? How do you open windows in buildings with windows that do not open?

I've taught in classrooms without windows.

What about universities with a lack of classroom space? Universities like mine, where the majority of the classrooms are

5. small because the school is small, how do we social distance those students?

Will I be given my own dedicated classroom, or will I still share classrooms with my colleagues? How do I teach with a mask on? Won't all professors be talking loud.

Plexiglass, really?

Has the

6. CDC really thought this through? Of course they have, I know, but how many working professors and teachers were on this advisory committee or whatever it was? https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/community/colleges-universities/considerations.html