Legitimately scared that this "routine visit to the doctor" is how they&
#39;re finally going to put the chip in me. I am a cat
They&
#39;ve been adding things to my food, I know. Kibble shouldn&
#39;t taste like that
My water comes to me only in the bowl they provide. I&
#39;ve tried the tap but for some reason they don&
#39;t want me in the sink. "Mask off", eh guys
[leans in with a "treat" from a small glossy bag they keep locked away]
"oh you&
#39;re *adorable*! have some yummy turkey"
don&
#39;t patronize me you sick scumbag, my family will come for you
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