Ok y’all. Keep up with me here on this thread. So I’ve been ignoring Colton for weeks. Finally I saw him have thought bubbles and was so excited to get rid of him. I ran up to him and he gives me a board game.

This was the millionth time he had done this; other items he had given me when he walked around with thought bubbles include: dresses, jumpsuits and a jester outfit. He just won’t budge.

Well, yesterday was his birthday and I decided despite wanting him off my island, he’s still worth celebrating. So I got him a nice gift in his favorite color & enjoyed the party. Well, this morning I get a letter in the mail and a thank you gift.

FIRST OFF, he refers to me as his “impish little Michael” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😧" title="Anguished face" aria-label="Emoji: Anguished face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face"> and then when I open the gift it’s a freaking JESTER HAT. He has outfitted me as a whole jester and has called me impish. He won’t budge. Honestly, he is making a FOOL out of me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">