Today's plans include cleaning, eating, and working my way through the Vanity Fair archives.

Browsing through old Hollywood issues of Vanity Fair is a FASCINATING insight into who the "next big thing" of each year was.

Oh, 1999. This was certainly a choice for a Mike Myers shoot (is this what inspired him to do The Love Guru?)

I do, however, love this 1995 moment.

Hey Vanity Fair, we need a 2020 version of this female directors shot!

Why yes please and thank you.

Tucci gang of 2000 (forearm porn not included.)

The queen.

Also the queen.

The next big things of 2003. Congratulations to Kerry Washington for winning.

Ignore Alexander Payne because, yes, that is Sandra Oh on the left!

In 1995, we got a Hollywood Issue-style edition of TV stars, and it included the Dick Van Dyke Show AFTER DARK!