If you’re going to the beach and there’s nowhere to park, don’t illegally use a farmers field...especially when they are spreading slurry.

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It’s a bloody brilliant video!

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I jumped off a bridge & survived but was in a coma for 2 weeks.

I am now writing about it to raise awareness around suicide & mental health.

#SuicidePrevention
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