I asked Jesus what he thought about people loudly and obnoxiously insisting on their churches being opened despite the obvious and repeated proof that congregating like this spreads fatal disease and he said this:
Jesus, over and over again: There is no way to worship God without first prioritizing the dignity and well-being of your fellow man; i would literally rather you ditch your stuff on the altar to help each other

his dumb-ass followers: haha global pandemic go vroom
“Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there remember your fault against a brother or sister, abandon your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be made whole with them; only then come and offer your gift." (Matthew 5: 23-4)
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