Should lysol be the new pepper spray when fucking morons intentionally try and cough on you?
Gotta be quick on the draw and counteract their spewing droplets loaded w/Coronavirus... (which imo is like someone trying to intentionally infect you with Aids)
What’s the diff?
That’s a for-real crime. It should be the same for someone intentionally directing #COVIDăƒŒ19 at u.
It’s time to kick their molecules ass
problem is if you spray Lysol on them they’ll probably think it’ll heal them
If I’m in a good mood maybe I’ll use organic disinfectant

that’ll teach them

AND

make less of a chemical footprint

Win win MF’s
But why stop there

I want an app that alerts me to potential coffers and sneezers intentionally bent on spreading this fucking death virus
Seriously though,

you have every right to protect yourself from a deadly infectious disease being maliciously aimed at you via mouth cannon.
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