if i had D&D stats, INT, STR, CON and DEX would be my dump stats.

my WIS and CHR tho - they& #39;re pretty good.
and, obviously, if you& #39;re my friend, you know I& #39;d be a Warlock, who& #39;d make her patron really uncomfortable sometimes coz I& #39;d hit on them.
My patron: here& #39;s your Eldritch Blast and invocations
Me: thank you mommy.
My patron: you must carry out my bidding on the mortal plane
Me: why dont you do your bidding on my mortal plane, mommy
honestly, i& #39;d go for either like a Celestial, cleric spells are yum.

and i& #39;d tell my celestial patron that her feet are yum, coz i just be like that as a person
also, its like peak age gap, coz chances are my Celestial patron would be super old, so like...

big uwu energy right there
i think what we learned from this thread is that im a weirdo
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