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if i had D&D stats, INT, STR, CON and DEX would be my dump stats.
my WIS and CHR tho - they're pretty good.
my WIS and CHR tho - they're pretty good.
and, obviously, if you're my friend, you know I'd be a Warlock, who'd make her patron really uncomfortable sometimes coz I'd hit on them.
My patron: here's your Eldritch Blast and invocations
Me: thank you mommy.
Me: thank you mommy.
My patron: you must carry out my bidding on the mortal plane
Me: why dont you do your bidding on my mortal plane, mommy
Me: why dont you do your bidding on my mortal plane, mommy
honestly, i'd go for either like a Celestial, cleric spells are yum.
and i'd tell my celestial patron that her feet are yum, coz i just be like that as a person
and i'd tell my celestial patron that her feet are yum, coz i just be like that as a person
also, its like peak age gap, coz chances are my Celestial patron would be super old, so like...
big uwu energy right there
big uwu energy right there
i think what we learned from this thread is that im a weirdo
