my dad messaged me with a picture of the sunset where he is and it made me miss him, then he said he wanted to take me and my brother to Alaska after he's done working and I realized he's probably drunk with how he's messaging
hes trying to convince me that we should go to Alaska as a vaca
It's too late for this mann
im gonna sob
dad you can't do this to me
dad please why did you switch to messaging me through the phones messenger through a number I don't know
pls why it's late wtf
oh god he just pulled the full name in me. y'know like first middle last
He's gonna make me cry
dad pls
I'll stop with this thread now sorry. I'll take it to my private account.
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