Well. Now that it’s 2 am and I can sleep because of my late afternoon nap, I just have a few complaints

Why did Ryan stick with Sharpay? He outsang her and everyone liked him more. Yet by movie three, buddy was still singing about being in second place

For the final jam in the first Camp Rock, shorty shouldn’t have won. Her song was nice I guess but everyone else had soul or hype and far greater production value. This is camp rock, not camp feelings

Hannah Montana made an effort to bring David Archuleta onto the episode to record I wanna know you and yet, they put out a version of the song on streaming media without his vocals in it. For what.

Between, dancing firefighters, the record label deal, and Chanel spending all that money on her moms card and getting no real repercussions, the most unbelievable thing from cheetah girls is that the city of New York would shut down BLOCKSS and amass a crowd to save a dog

Corbin Bleu and Keke Palmer stopping in the middle of their double dutch routine to breakdance and do boxing moves was entertaining to say the least but they definitely wouldn’t have won that competition.

I do want to say that I don’t think HSM2 deserved to pass Jump In in terms of rankings or whatever? But hey what can you do

On the flip side? If those Camp Star counselors weren’t so cocky, I would’ve been rooting for them for the entirety of Camp Rock 2. They sang better with their Great Value Neyo and had a dope camp ground. They deserved to win first place. Idk why the movie painted it otherwise.

Bro let me swing back to Camp Rock 1 because Tess Tyler??? Had the bops and the shoulder work to carry her squad. Too Cool? 2 Stars??? Don’t hate the talent, that’s all I’m saying