MY FRIENDS WILD THOUGHTS. A THREAD

if vampires date humans,,,, once a month ,, do they go crazy when ,,,, you know

the part of Work It where it goes flipped and reversed, is the only part of the song that is forward in the parallel universe

why are lions considered the king of the jungle when tigers are bigger than them? is it the clout?

"I really hate bears. Especially when they stand up. Bitch sit down. Be humble."

the live-action cat in the hat scares her.

all racism is stupid but whoever came up with the three-fifths rule was EXTRA stupid

friend 1 (who this thread is centered around): zuko has the soul of a black man

friend 2: he has the soul of a southern candy man (somehow not about the scary movie)