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I’m watching HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU & having so many thoughts- it is almost scary when Jennifer Connolly and Bradley Cooper are in a scene alone together because it’s all PIERCING BLUE EYES & BRIGHT WHITE TEETH and also his character is sucking the soul out of hers
Oh my god the women are so pathetic in this
“You go back to the office after happy hour? What’s happy about that” -that’s a line that Ginnifer Goodwin just said
“Oh grrl, I dunno bout that. My trampy little sister says MySpace is the da boo-tay call.” -that was said by a gay asian stereotype the filmmakers thought was groundbreaking at the time
Oh no! The Scarlett Johanson/ Bradley Cooper scenes are really hard to watch. DUDE: STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN HELP HER CAREER! GIRL: STOP DOING MARILYN MONROE!
The smartest writing choice in this film is how they names the girl Gigi. At least that's fun
Actually, no I'm being snarky- it's actually kinda fascinating. I'm into Justin Long's dude- there are moments when he could maye be in when Harry Met Sallly, but he's not & also I don't believe for a minute he'd be talking to this girl he's not interested in fucking for so long.
oh no, that scene when they're swimming is coming up. I can't. I have to tweet through this. I'm so uncomfortable.
"WHAT PART OF MY DAD DIED OF LUNG CANCER DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!" -Jennifer Connolly doing the best she can with the worst role ever written for a lady in the history of expository nags
Justin Long's phone ring is the the sound of pornography- both the music and the moaning
