every character on riverdale has daddy issues and majority have mommy issues but there’s like half a queer character, the head writers must have missed my tweet about daddy issues being queer performance

the writers don’t know anything about continuity but will not drop the storyline that these actors are under 18 and getting ready for college next year when they all fully look like they have a mortgage and a Vicodin addiction

anyway i think i’m gonna live tweet my reactions to season four so if u don’t want spoilers too bad (pls don’t unfollow i need superficial things to survive)

they really roped ms ringwald into this huh

not archie sitting in his fathers truck which is an active crime scene, he really wanna go to jail again huh

why did they let archie bulk down for this season, KJ apa really has nothing if he doesn’t have big tits

where’s betty mom the real bad bitch of the show i wanna see that hoe steal an organ

this episode features a pay phone AND a phone book?!? they really said fuck it baby this show transcends time and space

remember when archie started that militia and then he also did that underground fight club and then decided boxing was his career path? now he’s about to kill this guy who hit his father with a car. i guess what i really wanna know is, how many people has he killed

i’m serious someone please tell me archies body count and i do not mean how many times he has slept with veronica 1% ass

they really keep josie locked up in an alternate dimension until they need to force a song into the script and then that bitch materializes out of no where