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Stranger: *about Ian* Hey, is that man bothering you?
Mickey: Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this.
Mickey: Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this.
Mickey: I think we should take a break.
Ian: Are- Do- The fuck do you mean? You want to separate?
Mickey: We’ve been working on this puzzle for two hours, Ian.
Ian: Are- Do- The fuck do you mean? You want to separate?
Mickey: We’ve been working on this puzzle for two hours, Ian.
Carl: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Kevin: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Ian: You're both pathetic.
Kevin: Oh? What do you sleep with?
Ian: Mickey.
Kevin: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Ian: You're both pathetic.
Kevin: Oh? What do you sleep with?
Ian: Mickey.
Carl: Why are Mickey and Ian sitting with the their backs to each other?
Lip: They had a fight.
Carl: Then why are they holding hands?
Lip: They get sad when they fight.
Lip: They had a fight.
Carl: Then why are they holding hands?
Lip: They get sad when they fight.
